Love Quotes – Love Quotations and Love Sayings











{March 14, 2008}   Funny Jokes

SIGNS OF WEAR

“OLD” IS WHEN….. Your sweetie says, “Let’s go upstairs and make love,” and you answer, “Pick one, I can’t do both!”

“OLD” IS WHEN….. Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you’re barefoot.

“OLD” IS WHEN….. A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

“OLD” IS WHEN….. Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

“OLD” IS WHEN….. You don’t care where your spouse goes, just as long asyou don’t have to go along.

“OLD” IS WHEN….. You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

“OLD” IS WHEN….. “Getting a little action” means I don’t need to take any fiber today.

“OLD” IS WHEN….. “Getting lucky” means you find your car in the parking lot.

“OLD” IS WHEN….. An “all-nighter” means not getting up to pee. If you’re under 50, this may be amusing. If you’re over 50, this is probably reality

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